Sanu WC ja min bɛ Trump kɔrɔfɔ, o bɔra National Mall kan
Gundola dɔnkilidala kulu dɔ min bɛ wele ko The Secret Handshake, o ye seko ni dɔnko sɛbɛn wɛrɛ sigi senkan min bɛ jamanakuntigi Donald Trump kɔrɔfɔ National Mall kan.
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Dugu min delila taamasyɛn barikamaw la , ja kura ni ŋaniyajuguya dɔ bɔra Fasokan2009-09_enterneti_kalanni.dis.html,#5417333 la , o yɔrɔnin bɛɛ la , o ye jamana hakili sama . Sanu ɲɛgɛn dɔ min bɛ manamana, n’a tɛ fili, n’a kɛra misali ye, a fɔra ko a tun bɛ di White House ma siɲɛ kelen Trump ka fanga waati la, o bilala sen kan i n’a fɔ foroba seko ni dɔnko. O sigili in tɔgɔ ye ko « Commanding Flush », o bɛ kɛ jamanakuntigi kɔrɔ ka fanga kɔrɔfɔli ye min bɛ kɛ ni satiriki ye, min bɛ kɛ taamasyɛn ye, n’o ye nanbarako, namara, ani demokarasi sariyaw “flushing” ye min bɛ jate. O stunt in b’a jira cogo min na foroba yɔrɔw bɛ kɛ politiki kuma fɔyɔrɔw ye, cikan barikamaw bɛ dilan yɔrɔ minnu na ani k’u jira walasa ka nɔba bila u la.
Satiriki taamasyɛn forobaciyɛnko la
Foroba seko ni dɔnko kɛra sigida ni politiki ɲɛfɔli fɛɛrɛ ye kabini tuma jan, k’a ta Lincoln hakilijiginso mɔgɔ bonyalenw na ka se bi, waati dɔɔnin sigili ma, minnu bɛ tɛmɛbagaw gɛlɛya. Sanu ɲɛgɛn ja bɛ bɛn o laadalakow ma kosɛbɛ, a bɛ baara kɛ ni nisɔndiya ye min tɛ fosi ye walasa ka kuma gɛlɛn dɔ fɔ. Wuli sugandili, n’o ye fɛn ye min bɛ kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye. A bɛ dantɛmɛko taamasiyɛn kɛrɛnkɛrɛnnen dɔ sɛmɛntiya ka kɛ foroba ɲɛnajɛ ye, ka baro wajibiya nafolo, fanga, ani nafaw kan, jamana bɛ minnu sugandi ka nɔɔrɔ da u kan walima ka u tulo geren.
cikan jɛlen dɔ dilanni degun kɔrɔ
o fɛn sugu in sigili barikama ni gundo la , o tɛ ko fitinin ye . O tun b’a ɲini ka bolodacogo ɲuman kɛ, ka baara kɛ teliya la, ani ka jɛkafɔ kɛ dɔnkotigiw, fɛnw ladonni jɛkuluw ani baarakɛlaw ni ɲɔgɔn cɛ cogo la min tɛ fɛn tiɲɛ. Nin porozɛ sugu in, waati ni cikan jɛlen ye fɛn bɛɛ ye yɔrɔ min na, o bɛ baarakɛcogo kɔkanna labɛn kosɛbɛ ani min bɛ teliya. Jagokɛlaw ka diɲɛ kɔnɔ, kanpaɲi min bɛ kɛ ni wari caman ye, min ɲɛsinnen bɛ fɛn caman ma, o ɲɛnabɔli — a kɛra fɛn dilannenw bɔli ye wo, a kɛra fɛn dɔw tɔgɔ caman cili ye wo, walima foroba kuma fɔli ye wo — o bɛ o cogo kelen de wajibiya ka kɛ ni tiɲɛni ye. Ekipu min ma fara ɲɔgɔn kan, n’o bɛ baara kɛ ni jatebɔsɛbɛnw jɛnsɛnnenw ni kumaɲɔgɔnya sira ɲagaminenw ye, o bɛna gɛlɛya sɔrɔ ka fɛn dɔ kɛ ka ɲɛ kosɛbɛ.
"Seko ni dɔnko kun ye ka mɔgɔ lafiyalenw tiɲɛ ani ka mɔgɔ hakili ɲagaminenw dusu saalo. Nin sigili in bɛ miirili dɔ minɛ ka taa Ameriki tariku waati dɔ la min tun tɛ fɛn gansan ye, k'an gɛlɛya an ka miiri an bɛ min kɛ normalize ani an bɛ min satirize."(Blockquote>) — Seko ni dɔnko jɛkulu ka kumalasela tɔgɔ ma fɔ
Hakilina jagɛlɛnw ka baarakɛcogo kɔkolo
A kɛra politiki kuma dɔ labɛnni ye wo, a kɛra bi baarakɛda dɔ ɲɛnabɔli ye wo, ɲɛtaa bɛ bɔ sigida ɲumanw sɔrɔli la walasa ka gɛlɛyaw ɲɛnabɔ . Ekipu min bɛ sanu ɲɛgɛn ja kɔfɛ, o tun ka kan ka :
w ɲɛnabɔ- poroze dogolenw bolodacogo ani waati bolodacogo
- Kunnafoni lakananen don tɔndenw ni ɲɔgɔn cɛ minnu tɔgɔ ma fɔ
- waati yɛrɛyɛrɛ jɛ-ka-baara sigili ni bɔli kama
- Jaabi teliya bolodacogo foroba ni faamaw ka jaabiw kama
O yɔrɔ de la, baarakɛminɛn modulari i n'a fɔ Mewayz b'a jira ko nafa ka bon jagokɛlaw bolo. Mewayz bɛ baarakɛminɛnw dilancogo jɛlen di — min bɛ poroze ɲɛnabɔli, CRM, kumaɲɔgɔnya ani jateminɛw fara ɲɔgɔn kan — min b’a to ekipuw bɛ se ka bɔ hakilina ja gɛlɛn na ka taa waleyali la min tɛ dafa, k’a sɔrɔ u ma kunnafoni kelen fili. O ye baarakɛcogo jɛlen ye jɛkulu bɛɛ mago bɛ min na walasa ka sɔgɔsɔgɔninjɛ kɛ, k’a lajɛ ko yɔrɔ lamagannenw bɛɛ bɛ baara kɛ ɲɔgɔn fɛ ka ɲɛsin laɲini kelen ma, min fanga ka bon.
Kunnafoni : A ka ca ni fɛnɲɛnɛma dɔrɔn ye
k' a sɔrɔ sanu ɲɛgɛn bɛ se ka bɔ Fasokanw ka jagokɛyɔrɔ la , a ye baro min lawuli , o bɛna taa ɲɛ . A jɔlen bɛ hakilina dɔ fanga seereya la min kɛra ka ɲɛ, min bɛ lase ni jagɛlɛya ye ani waati dafalen. Jagokɛlaw fɛ, kalan jɛlen don : diɲɛ mankanba kɔnɔ, ka nɔ bila, o tɛ cikan barikama dɔrɔn de wajibiya, nka a bɛ baarakɛcogo dɔ fana wajibiya min b’a to i b’a lase ni tigitigi ni teliya ye. Plateformes i n’a fɔ Mewayz bɛ fanga di tɔnw ma walasa u k’u ka daɲɛw bila walew labɛnni na, k’a lajɛ k’u ka porozɛ minnu nafa ka bon kosɛbɛ — ani cikanw — olu bɛ ye ani ka mɛn.
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Dugu min delila taamasyɛn barikamaw la , ja kura ni ŋaniyajuguya dɔ bɔra Fasokan2009-09_enterneti_kalanni.dis.html,#5417333 la , o yɔrɔnin bɛɛ la , o ye jamana hakili sama . Sanu ɲɛgɛn dɔ min bɛ manamana, n’a tɛ fili, n’a kɛra misali ye, a fɔra ko a tun bɛ di White House ma siɲɛ kelen Trump ka fanga waati la, o bilala sen kan i n’a fɔ foroba seko ni dɔnko. O sigili in tɔgɔ ye ko « Commanding Flush », o bɛ kɛ jamanakuntigi kɔrɔ ka fanga kɔrɔfɔli ye min bɛ kɛ ni satiriki ye, min bɛ kɛ taamasyɛn ye, n’o ye nanbarako, namara, ani demokarasi sariyaw “flushing” ye min bɛ jate. O stunt in b’a jira cogo min na foroba yɔrɔw bɛ kɛ politiki kuma fɔyɔrɔw ye, cikan barikamaw bɛ dilan yɔrɔ minnu na ani k’u jira walasa ka nɔba bila u la.
satirili taamasyɛn forobaciyɛnko la
Foroba seko ni dɔnko kɛra sigida ni politiki ɲɛfɔli fɛɛrɛ ye kabini tuma jan, k’a ta Lincoln hakilijiginso mɔgɔ bonyalenw na ka se bi, waati dɔɔnin sigili ma, minnu bɛ tɛmɛbagaw gɛlɛya. Sanu ɲɛgɛn ja bɛ bɛn o laadalakow ma kosɛbɛ, a bɛ baara kɛ ni nisɔndiya ye min tɛ fosi ye walasa ka kuma gɛlɛn dɔ fɔ. Wuli sugandili, n’o ye fɛn ye min bɛ kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye min bɛ se ka kɛ fɛn ye. A bɛ dantɛmɛko taamasiyɛn kɛrɛnkɛrɛnnen dɔ sɛmɛntiya ka kɛ foroba ɲɛnajɛ ye, ka baro wajibiya nafolo, fanga, ani nafaw kan, jamana bɛ minnu sugandi ka nɔɔrɔ da u kan walima ka u tulo geren.
cikan jɛlen dɔ dilanni degun kɔrɔ
o fɛn sugu in sigili barikama ni gundo la , o tɛ ko fitinin ye . O tun b’a ɲini ka bolodacogo ɲuman kɛ, ka baara kɛ teliya la, ani ka jɛkafɔ kɛ dɔnkotigiw, fɛnw ladonni jɛkuluw ani baarakɛlaw ni ɲɔgɔn cɛ cogo la min tɛ fɛn tiɲɛ. Nin porozɛ sugu in, waati ni cikan jɛlen ye fɛn bɛɛ ye yɔrɔ min na, o bɛ baarakɛcogo kɔkanna labɛn kosɛbɛ ani min bɛ teliya. Jagokɛlaw ka diɲɛ kɔnɔ, kanpaɲi min bɛ kɛ ni wari caman ye, min ɲɛsinnen bɛ fɛn caman ma, o ɲɛnabɔli — a kɛra fɛn dilannenw bɔli ye wo, a kɛra fɛn dɔw tɔgɔ caman cili ye wo, walima foroba kuma fɔli ye wo — o bɛ o cogo kelen de wajibiya ka kɛ ni tiɲɛni ye. Ekipu min ma fara ɲɔgɔn kan, n’o bɛ baara kɛ ni jatebɔsɛbɛnw jɛnsɛnnenw ni kumaɲɔgɔnya sira ɲagaminenw ye, o bɛna gɛlɛya sɔrɔ ka fɛn dɔ kɛ ka ɲɛ kosɛbɛ.
Hakilina jagɛlɛnw ka baarakɛcogo kɔkolo
A kɛra politiki kuma dɔ labɛnni ye wo, a kɛra bi baarakɛda dɔ ɲɛnabɔli ye wo, ɲɛtaa bɛ bɔ sigida ɲumanw sɔrɔli la walasa ka gɛlɛyaw ɲɛnabɔ . Ekipu min bɛ sanu ɲɛgɛn ja kɔfɛ, o tun ka kan ka :
w ɲɛnabɔKunnafoni : A ka ca ni fɛnɲɛnɛma dɔrɔn ye
k' a sɔrɔ sanu ɲɛgɛn bɛ se ka bɔ Fasokanw ka jagokɛyɔrɔ la , a ye baro min lawuli , o bɛna taa ɲɛ . A jɔlen bɛ hakilina dɔ fanga seereya la min kɛra ka ɲɛ, min bɛ lase ni jagɛlɛya ye ani waati dafalen. Jagokɛlaw fɛ, kalan jɛlen don : diɲɛ mankanba kɔnɔ, ka nɔ bila, o tɛ cikan barikama dɔrɔn de wajibiya, nka a bɛ baarakɛcogo dɔ fana wajibiya min b’a to i b’a lase ni tigitigi ni teliya ye. Plateformes i n’a fɔ Mewayz bɛ fanga di tɔnw ma walasa u k’u ka daɲɛw bila walew labɛnni na, k’a lajɛ k’u ka porozɛ minnu nafa ka bon kosɛbɛ — ani cikanw — olu bɛ ye ani ka mɛn.
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